All photos from Jumpology by portrait photographer Philippe Halsman.
Happy Leap Day!
That’s like saying, “I’m not a murderer, yo, but I need y’all to hold still while I put this knife through your head.”
I’m not a cat hater or anything but if I ever saw a cat cross the road I’d probably run it over.
Yo, guys, not being a heterophobic but I think you all should go fuck yourselves.
I’m not a drug addict or anything, but I’ll suck your dick for a crack rock.
(Source: the-attic-to-the-left)
Beautiful.
Forever reblog :)
This man should be president of the world
Man… I just literally got chills. Never not reblog. Never not vote for Obama.
(Source: smeagoled)
Gay Guys:
All the hot guys are straight
Straight Guys:
All the hot girls are lesbian
Lesbians:
All the hot girls are straight
Straight Girls:
All the hot guys are gay
Bisexual Guys:
All the guys are taken, all the girls are whores
Bisexual Girls:
All the guys are whores, all the girls are taken
Pansexuals:
All you mothafuckas look alike.
Asexuals:
The internet is really really great
Jack Harkness:
So how about Saturday?




